This year the Republican Party really really wants your vote.  They want your vote so very badly that they are almost burning up inside.  Their vote hungry in an insatiable way and it showed yesterday when the Republican National Committee forwarded a Booty Call from St Paul, MN to Juneau, Alaska.

Now, to understand this situation in context, one must understand that the GOP (Grand Ole Party) is really a Grand Ole Party of Romantics.  When Presumptive VP Nominee Sarah Palin says jump, the GOP says how high.  When she finishes spanking them, they say “Thank You Mam, May I have another!”

Yesterday, when her teenage daughter, now five months pregnant was missing her beau in Alaska, the GOP was quick to forward a booty call to the Alaskan Lad and have him flown down to the RNC Convention, jump into a quick loose fitting suit, after rushing through the three standards, shit, shower, and shave (those few loose whiskers). 

He was then promptly available to comfort his future shot gun wedding fiance.  Ah!!!! teenage love requited.  Its enough to make Shakespeare sigh in his grave.

Now that the RNC has figured out how to accomplish a Booty Call, you can bet it won’t be long before they are jumping on twitter and web 2.0 social media tools.  The days of passing messages in St Paul by rubbing feet against feet underneath bathroom stalls are long gone for the GOP.  They have become thoroughly modern now baby, and before you know it maybe their policies will be too. 

The way things are going, it would surprise me if they pack up their party planks in shipping boxes and ship those lame old bastards down the road to the Democrats that are rapidly attracting the ‘moral majority’, the political nomads of America that float in and out of parties to any group that they can control that has just enough religious dogma in their political rhetoric.

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