Lyrics to ‘Ron Comes to Town’ (Its not sung to the tune of Here Come’s Santa Claus, so I had this cover band put together this little video to give you the instramental, haven’t found the right singer for this yet, their normal singer has become a politician or something.)

I was a sailor, I was lost at sea
I was under the waves
Before Ron rescued me
I was a fighter, I could turn on a thread
Now I stand accused of the things I’ve said

Ron comes to town I’m gonna jump in his train
When Ron comes to town I’m gonna spank that Thang
Maybe I was wrong to ever rub you down
But I did what I did before Ron came to town

I used to make love under a faux sunset
I was making porno vids I would soon forget
She was pale as the lace of her wedding gown
But I left her standing before Ron came to town

I ran into a juke joint when I heard a guitar scream
The notes were turning blue, I was dazing in a dream
As the music played I saw my wife turn around
That was the day before Ron came to town

When Ron comes to town I’m gonna jump in his train
When Ron comes to town I’m gonna spank that Thang
Maybe I was wrong to ever rub you down
But I did what I did before Ron came to town

When Ron comes to town I’m gonna jump in his train
When Ron comes to town I’m gonna spank that Thang
Maybe I was wrong to ever rub one out
But I did what I did before Ron came to town

I was there when they crucified my Lord
I held the scabbard when the soldier drew his sword
I threw the dice when they pierced his side
But I’ve seen Ron conquer the great divide

When Ron comes to town I’m gonna jump in his train
When Ron comes to town I’m gonna spank that Thang
Maybe I was wrong to ever rub you down
But I did what I did before Ron came to town

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