You know Dasher, and Dancer, and
Prancer, and Vixen,
Comet, and Cupid, and
Donder and Blitzen
But do you recall
The Most Sexy reindeer of all

Rudolph, the buggered Reindeer
had some very shiny haunches

Had a Wax Job!

and if you ever saw them
you would even say they glow.

All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names

like hermaphrodite

They never let poor Rudolph
play in any reindeer games.

like doctor

Then one foggy Christmas eve
Santa came to trip,
Into Rudolph’s haunches so tight
Santa Rubbed One out just right!

Then all the reindeer took turns loving him
as they shouted out with glee,

Who’s Your Daddy!

Rudolph the buggered reindeer,
You’ll Go Down ON History!