Rudy Giuliani is a man without a country.  That is his country does not know him very well.  He has been laboring for years to build up his name recognition in Florida, engaging in many a Boody Shaking contest from one Spring Break hot spot to the next.  He has even managed to build up a reputation with a nickname of Boody or Budy depending on what slang lexicon you subscribe to.

New Yorkers in Florida refer to Rudy as Budy, (pronounced Booo  Deeee), and all other Floridians in down state New York (aka Florida) refer to Rudy as Boody, pronounced Booooh Deeeee.

Rudy has a long history in Florida of letting it all hang out, but it has only been in recent years that he has started Shaking His Boody for Votes.  Possibly as important as his boody shaking efforts to get out the vote, is Budy’s preparation for the most important aspect of the Florida primary . . . Chad Collection.

Rudy the Budy is a smart one.  He has managed to combine his boody shaking efforts with his hanging chad collection work.  He’s been spotted up and down the coast engaging in boody shaking chad collection on some of Florida’s previously most popular beaches.  Above you can see Rudy “the Budy” Giuliani collecting chads on South beach. 

Where is Rudy’s Missing Prince Albert?

  Many Florida pundits think that Rudy may be pandering a bit as he seems to have removed the diamond rings that were incorporated into Rudy’s Prince Albert.  Insiders report that Rudy forced his staff to line up in front of his election tour bus.  He then proceeded to step like a General reviewing the troops in front of each staffer.  The staffers were required to look down at his Prince Albert and give their ‘honest’ opinion on whether or not they believed that a public display of Rudy’s Prince Albert would benefit Giuliani in the Florida primaries. 

It was a close vote, but ultimately the ‘Nays’ won the day, and Rudy’s Prince Albert will not be pulled out unless the election goes south for Rudy.  Yet some people think that Rudy might just display his Prince Albert anyway.

“Let’s face it, we are talking about one of the cockiest Presidential Candidates in our lifetime, possibly next to the big ‘W’”, stated Michael Duhaime a senior Budy Staffer.

Duhaime’s comments allude to the urban legend that George Bush has a package that when viewed in an under the rear like profile creates the illusion of the letter ‘W.’  It would seem that the President has pointy testicles that hang down very far (the lower points on the W) and he has a penis that is virtually invisible. 

Many Ditto heads however, point out that George W has such a large penis that he has to keep it hidden so as to prevent World War III from breaking out.  They claim that GW’s penis would incite so much envy around the world that we would surely be attacked by all countries at the same time. 

When asked where in the world GW might hide this massive staff of power and world wide envy, ditto heads grow silent but leave the questioner with the only possible solution to the problem . . . GW stuffs his own package up his arse to help keep the world safe.  He truly is one of our greatest Presidents.

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