Detroit, the motor city, was recently named the most dangerous city in the country and that suits illegal alien opponents just fine.

“We sure as hell do not have an Illegal Alien problem here in Detroit.  No Canadian in their right mind would want to sneak across the border and end up here in Detroit.”  Stated Detroit Commissioner of Illegal Alien Affairs.

Detroit’s violent crime rate is a major factor in scaring off Canadians looking for a better life in the United States.  When Canadians look across the border and see people getting assaulted, raped and robbed, they do not want to come to the United States.  In fact 83% of Canadians think that the rest of the United States is as dangerous as Detroit.  Canadians still think South Florida is safe as they have been conditioned to accept the safety of Florida over generations of migratory behavior.

San Diego would love to have a fear factor working to scare people away from a city that always has perfect weather and a roast on every hill top.  Detroit’s model could be the answer.

The report looked at 378 cities with at least 75,000 people based on per-capita rates for homicide, rape, robbery, aggravated assault, burglary and auto theft. Each crime category was considered separately and weighted based on its seriousness, CQ Press said.

Last year’s crime leader, St. Louis, fell to No. 2. Another Michigan city, Flint, ranked third, followed by Oakland Calif.; Camden, N.J.; Birmingham, Ala.; North Charleston, S.C.; Memphis, Tenn.; Richmond, Calif.; and Cleveland.

Motor City Named Nation’s Most Dangerous

San Diego is hoping to recreate the image of the Wild West.  Their new Six Shooters for Kids program is arming middle schoolers with Smith & Wesson 357 Magnums.  Teens of course are already packing and do not need the hardware, but middle schoolers are often much more disruptive and less careful with their guns.  They are more likely to shoot at passing cars and pedestrians and San Diego City Council Leaders hope that the laws of percentages will work in their favor.

City Council Member, Hector Guiterrez states, “If we can see a boost in crime at even a tenth the level that Detroit experiences, we can spin that up in the press and make San Diego look twice as dangerous as say Mexico City.  If Mexican Immigrants feel like they and their families will be safer living in Mexico City or Tijuana instead of getting shot in San Diego we might just be able to beat this immigration issue.”

City Council leaders are also looking to take advantage of recent wild fires.  They are considering adopting proposals whereby they would buy burned down homes and partially destroyed properties.  They would then leave the burned structure remnants in tact and hope to display a sense of a corroding city rotting from the inside out with vacant and burned out homes.

“If we get lucky, maybe some of these vacant city houses will even be used as Crack Houses!” gushed Guiterrez.

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