SC Gov Mark Sanford Announces he is Michael Jackson’s Biggest Fan, Now
June 25th, 2009 | 
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South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford just wants everyone to know that he is Michael Jackson’s biggest fan.
“Next to Farrah Fawcett, Ed McMahon, the Iranian People and those crazy North Korean bastards, there is no one I love more right now than Michael Jackson . . ., . . I mean my wife and family and then Michael Jackson, those crazy North Korean bastards, the Iranian People, Farrah Fawcett and Ed McMahon.” the governor reportedly stated as observed by a blind, deaf and dumb witness in the Governor’s office.
Next to Sony Records, Governor Mark Sanford probably has the most to gain from the media super blitz that is still ramping up even as this is typed.
Ben Bernanke and Wall Street are both happy campers too. PR consultants around the world are scrambling to have their clients come forward with any and all bad news right now at this point in history where everything else is going to be ignored until after the 4th of July.
Separately, Osama Bin Laden is furious, still.
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