Seinfeld Engages in 4 Year Performance Art Campaign to Get Hollywood Financing for Animated Zellweger Ass Grab for Kids
Jerry Seinfeld is one artist that can not be bought, and he is quick to remind the world. In fact, the entertainer that earns $60 million a year from work that he did a decade ago has so much pull that he can throw out a crazy idea and get Hollywood financing at the drop of a hat.
Years ago he engaged in a campaign of performance art to determine if he could get a television show about nothing and succeeded. Once you have received money for nothing its hard to find a new challenge.
For Seinfeld, who is ridiculously wealthy, its all about the challenge.
So Seinfeld engaged in an extended 4 year campaign to fool Hollywood producers at Dreamworks into believing that he could put together an animated movie about a Bee.
Seinfeld has no movie nor animated experience of any kind.
In reality, the campaign is a performance art stunt designed to trump his performance art work in his former TV show.
Many people foolishly believe that the art is in the movie, but the actual art is in playing producers in an artistic way that will enable Seinfeld to make a movie about a Seinfeld Bee character that gets to grab Renee Zellweger’s animated character’s ass.
He apparently succeeded if the above picture is really a picture of Seinfeld’s Bee character grabbing Renee’s animated character’s posterior.
It is a common theme for artists, comedians and movie directors even to attempt to do something just for the sake of seeing what they can get away with. Mell Brooks and Richard Pryor famously made a movie, whose primary purpose was to desensitize people to both the N word and to bean inspired flatulence within the same movie. Blazing Saddles went down in flames and Bee’s will likely follow a similar path regardless of whether or not the movie is any good.
What’s Next for Seinfeld?
Given Seinfeld’s past and experience and his desire to do new things that are very different, I feel that it is obvious that Seinfeld will work to become the future dictator of North Korea. Kim Jong Il is reportedly the only person in the world that truly ‘gets’ the real humor and performance that Seinfeld really produces, when you ignore the bi-products that popular culture has embraced such as his TV show, his stand up performances and now his latest bi-product bee’s.
Just as a Bee produces honey almost as a bi-product, Seinfeld produces popular entertainment for the masses, while he secretly works to entertain himself and Kim Jong Il.
