A Judge has agreed to hear Larry Craig as he attempts to appeal a 1999 guilty plea for playing footsie at a dinner table at a fund raiser for George W Bush.  Craig initially signed a misdemeanor ticket and sent it into the court along with a check for $300 hoping that it would go away in the mail.

Craig later decided that he did not want to be guilty any longer and asked the courts to over turn his own guilty plea.  In his defense Craig is expected to take the witness stand and describe his life long battle with a medical condition that forces him to speak out of both sides of his mouth.

I thought my condition would suit me well in Washington, DC.  I was correct, but it still doesn’t work well in other parts of America where double speak is frowned upon.

Double Speak Advocates have been protesting the persecution of Craig all summer, claiming that many Republicans are simply double speak bashing.  One tell all faction even claims that all Republicans and maybe all politicians are closet double speakers.  They are threatening to release names and dates of double speakers if Craig’s guilty plea is not over turned.

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