We have been hearing a great deal about contractors in Iraq working essentially as mercenaries. Not much has been reported though on the contract prostitutes have been working in Iraq since the invasion.  A potential sister subsidiary of Blackwater is Slickwater, a Dutch-based corporation that specializes in outsourcing prostitution services around the world.

Slickwater picked up a $93 million contract in the Pentagon in 2003.  Many people in Congress to recognize it as it was lumped in with other contracting services such as those provided by Blackwater and Halliburton.  It was also highly classified and so not all congressmen and women were able to see this particular contract in budget details only those with clearances were able to hear about Slickwater.

Fortunately for the American people, the Senate has Louisiana’s Senator Vitter.  He was able to personally go to Iraq on numerous occasions to check in and audit Slickwater.  He engaged in extensive sessions with a number of key personnel in the Slickwater operation from the lowliest took her to middle-management pans all the way up to the chief operating officers of the company.

“I’ve never seen such a fine bunch of whores in my whole life, and I’m from Louisiana.  We know whores in Louisiana,” said Senator Vitter. 

Senator Vitter was an All-American whore monger college.  It was not only a world-class whore monger, but he really had a passion for his work and would dive in with the best of whores to learn from them new tactics and strategies which you would then take two lesser hoars can use to teach them the ropes.

Many nonreligious Americans in the United States do not understand the Republicans need to promote whore mongering.  Poor mongering goes way back in the Christian religion all way to the days of Jesus Christ, a noted whore monger who even married a whore named Mary Magdalene.  New trends and the Republican Party have even pushed Christian conservative Republicans to expand their envelope of earning opportunity to move into the realm of gay whore mongering.  This expansion has not exactly been sanctioned in the United States, but is very popular in Iraq.  Most senators traveling to Iraq, especially Republicans, will arrive and travel under the protection of Blackwater to visit gay whores working for Slickwater.

Republican senators just can’t get enough mangina in Iraq.  This is the real reason why Republicans such as John McCain have been such fervent war hawks.  This is also why George Bush makes so many surprise visits to Iraq in the middle of the night.  Fortunately, early American control of Iraq has enabled the American government to set up laws that protect whore mongering in Iraq.  It is perfectly legal for contractors to engage in whore mongering and Iraq even though it is illegal for Iraqi citizens to be whore mongers or even whores.

Many even suggest that this is the primary reason why peace in Iraq seems so untenable.  Iraqis are tired of having to go to foreign whores, when they would much rather prefer to have sex with their own Iraqi whores.  Baghdad whores had historically been some of the wildest and freakiest whores in the entire civilized world.

Many people feel that if the US would pull out of its whores in Iraq, and redeployed those whores back home where they belong, that Iraq is what finally calm down and get back to what they do best, screwing their own people.

*Note. Slickwater was formed by Slick Willy Enterprises a holding company originally founded by Bill Clinton in 1998.

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