South Carolina Governor on the Prowl for a Menudo Singer Next
July 17th, 2009 | 
Author: The South Carolina Governor that got lost on the Appalachian trail angling for some Argentinian Tail may have his sights set in a NEW direction this month. Sources close to the Governor’s SMS texting account believe that he may be carrying on a textual affair with a former member of the Latin American Boy Band Menudo!
He is a Republican ya know and those Republican Politicians, they luv them some forbidden fruits.
Governor Sanford’s publicist will not confirm whether or not Sanford will appear on the new Fox Reality show, “Dancing with the Whores”, but she would say that Sanford has had a little more tango experience recently.
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