Starbuck’s needs brand advice.

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Starbucks has other brand issues besides their peddling music over the counter.
Another one of those California Right Wing Christian Conservative groups.
There are so many in California critically known as the Right Coast by people that face globes while standing on their heads.
This group called the Resistance is calling for a boycott of Starbucks due to their recycling of an old Starbucks logo.

The Resistance says the new image "has a naked woman on it with her legs spread like a prostitute," Mark Dice, founder of the group.

For those that are curious about the background of The Resistance and founder Mark Dice, he is the illegitimate love child of Juan Valdez and Linda Lovelace, who had a dark steamy and hyper love affair in the heady days of the seventies as both Lovelace and Valdez experienced a climatic career crescendo. Valdez worked as a coffee bean picker in Columbia before later investing in cocaine fields and retiring to the Outer Banks and Lovelace redefined the porn industry with her exposure of techniques that had previously been held underground. Both Juan and Linda later gave up their stage names. They also both came to a bad end. Linda was a porn star heroine that later became an unhappy mother troubled by her past. Juan was a victim of the Bush War on Drugs. Both ironically passed away at about the same time, but their memories will live on in film for eternity, or at least as long as YouTube Remains online.

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http://www.startribune.com/…69709.html

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