Pauli Zannfield thought that modeling as a t-shirt model might help him earn some extra cash while attending Tantaoui Sector University.

According to friends and family, one thing led to another and before long he was modeling t-shirts with a rebel propaganda slant. Late one night last fall, Storm Troopers broke down the door of his dormitory room and dragged him away to be dealt with by a Force Administrator.

Shortly there after class mates found his remains blown apart in a stunning explosion, designed to make an example.

Don’t let this happen to your college student, room mate, sibling, or robot building slave boy.

This message brought to you by the Emperor.