The Ultimate Power Broker’s Menage a Troi: President Barack, First Lady Obama and VP Oprah

November 27th, 2007 | Author: brettbum

Barack Obama is living the American man’s dream. He is running for President of the United States. He has a successful career. He’s married.

And now he has convinced his wife to have a Menage a Troi with Oprah Winfrey once they reach the White House together. Barack is working to achieve the ultimate hook up. Its not a Hugh Hefner like dream of 3 Playboy Bunnies taking care of your every need.

The Power Broker Menage a Troi

Barack is working to build a Menage a Troi with what will be three of the most powerful people (1 man and 2 women) in the world. He’s hoping to become President, make his wife First Lady and Billionaire Media Mogul Oprah Winfrey as Vice President. He’s going to enlist Oprah and his wife to make an Obama’s Your Mama Hoagie.

The Invisible Democratic Party Plank

Then he will live up to that invisible plank in Democratic Party that says

We uphold to get busy, freaky, and excessively sexually active in a way or manner not previously scandalized by our predecessors.

Obama has some big Freaky shoes to fill from FDR who used to secret himself behind a 1 way mirror with his mistress while he watched Eleanor getting it on with her own girlfriend, to JFK took his hot wife to the White House and played with Marylin Monroe in Vegas, to President Johnson that had a foot fetish and would routinely crawl under church pews to grope women and sometimes men, to President Carter the originator of that urban legend about the girl that was caught with peanut butter plaster over her torso to entice a dog (it was actually the President and not a girl, that was just disinformation planted by the CIA), and then to the poorest example, Slick Willy himself.

Slick Willy Almost Run Out of Office For Not Being Freaky Enough

He almost did not live up to the plank as he just had regular ol’ sexual relationships with lots of women. When he lost Democratic control of Congress in 1994 (the Democrats staged a revolt because he was not freaky enough for the plank and then they purposefully lost seats in the race), Clinton was forced to find a way to get freakier. So he turned to a then unknown intern that the Secret Service assured him would blossom into a super freaky cigar fetish driven madam.

Oprah Hitting Barack’s Stump

Oprah will be hitting Barack’s Stump this month as they prepare to hit the campaign trail together. Make no mistake about it, this is a courtship of the American people. They are hoping to feel out the concept of whether or not the American people will get on the train and accept Oprah Winfrey as an Obama running Mate. It could take weeks for the market research to come back and so they have to start now. They have previously performed several focus studies in key markets across the country, but the next step will be to expand the research through the primary states and then nationally.

Then Oprah will help get Obama nominated for the Democratic ticket and he will name her his FVP (Freaky Vice President) and then the good times march to the White House will truly begin.