I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?"

I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn’t say a word…

He knew better.

Melinda Lowe, 39, Seguin , TX

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