Archaeologists working for the Vatican released a images of this dramatic Fresco restoration featuring an image of Jesus Christ panhandling.  The Fresco is remarkable for several reasons.  It features what is believed to be a fresco copy of an original created when Jesus walked the Earth 400 years earlier.  It is also remarkable in that it features Jesus Christ holding what looks remarkably like a modern day collection plate or a WWI era British helmet.

The fresco was found in a catacomb recently discovered within the Vatican City.  The catacomb’s location was previously unknown before water damage created a sink hole.  The water damage was caused by the backup of a toilet in a newly installed female restroom within the inner sanctum of the Popes quarters.

The restroom has recently been the source of a great scandal as it was rapidly revealed that the women’s restroom has a one way mirror installed within it.  Apparently, when a woman utilizes the Pope’s female restroom they are able to see through the mirror into the Pope’s own private restroom when the pope turns on the restroom fan, which apparently makes the mirror translucent.

Many scholars are still struggling to understand how a 4th Century Roman artist could have depicted a sign that appears to be written in modern English.  Vatican scholars however have been quick to point out that the Lord works in weird and mysterious ways.

Update

We have received a large number of visitors to this article asking the Question

What would Jesus Do?

and

Would Jesus protest or picket dead soldiers?

Would Jesus protest or picket homosexuals?

Jesus protest or picket actors that have died by accident after playing a homosexual in a movie?

We just wanted to let everyone know that Jesus would not do any of the above.  Jesus was never very big on making political statements or making attempts to sway people’s beliefs with overly dramatic exhibitions of himself. 

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