Toddler Charged in Hate Crime for Crossing Eyes at Muslim Baby

A toddler is being prosecuted in Providence, Rhode Island under Federal Hate Crime statutes.  The toddler of Caucasian and African decent, crossed his eyes at Muslim baby girl in the Toddler Christian Academy in downtown Providence.

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A teacher and school administrator both witnessed the obvious hateful attack and called authorities immediately.  Police responded within 15 minutes, handcuffed the toddler and were later forced to taser the toddler in the squad car, when the infant became belligerent and spit up on the officer.

Providence has recently come under fire as a hot bed for hate crimes against babies. The crimes have not been limited to Muslims alone.  Similar hate crimes have been noted against almost every race and religion in Providence.  This once happy city is now considered to be one of the most bigoted and hateful places in America.  One news pundit even made the claim that small children were being taught to cross their eyes at a very early age.  The practice of making ‘GooGoo’ eyes at babies has been depicted in cartoons and movies for decades, but it was only recently noted that eye crossing and GooGoo eyes is racially and sometimes religiously offensive and when performed within a close proximity of less than 3 feet, it is a Federal Offense.

With the advent of HIV, it is now also considered to be attempted murder with a weapon when a toddler blows air raspberries in the general direction of other toddlers.  The transaction of blowing raspberries often times results in potentially infectious spittle being transmitted from one hateful child to another.

These situations has led the ACLU to sponsor lawsuits that would require that children convicted of these hate crimes and hate crime assaults to have their eyes and tongues physically removed.

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3 Responses to “Toddler Charged in Hate Crime for Crossing Eyes at Muslim Baby”

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  • tasya:

    are you crazy its just a baby im almost 14 so if i cross my eyes at a muslim i go to jail…. then to find out you toched them is just wrong i would send you to jail for that… thats why im going to study to do sometyhing with law…

  • I for one was glad to see that the Muslim baby was learning something useful in a Christian Academy. That said, my own son Bubba Earl Jr has been locked up for 14 months serving a 20 month sentence in Juvenile Detention for attempted murder from blowing air rasberries here in Little Rock, Arkansas. He was playing with his little sister at her day care, and another baby crawled over so he simply repeated an air rasberry on the arm of the other toddler.

    He was just there with my wife to pick up our baby. He didn’t know the daycare rules let alone the laws regarding HIV and Air Rasberries. He was tazed, handcuffed and booked that night. With the new federally approved fast track juvenile defender program, he was convicted 3 weeks later and sentenced a week after that (He was eligible to have 2 years shaved off his sentence as he was the valedictorian of his grade school and junior high and was on an educational track that would have seen him graduate from high school 2 years early, plus he had won the key to the city a year earlier for saving the life of the Mayor’s elderly mother, who had been trapped in her car after driving through a candy store while on too much medication. She killed 3 people in the accident but got wedged in the car, which started to catch fire and our son, who I think is a hero, was able to lift a steel beam off of the car and pull her from the vehicle before it blew up and killed 2 other bystanders. No one to this day knows how he found the strength to do that.

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