Twitter Enthusiasts Enjoy Pulling on Twipples

If you have ever wanted a pair of your own Twits so that you could stay home all day playing with your twipples, here’s your chance!

Twipples on Twits

But just like everyone girl has learned by the time they turned 16, you eventually run out of things to do with these twits.  You can only flounce your twits around so long before your twipples will rebel and even worse chafe.

Very few people have ever really sat down to consider just how big the areolitters might be on a twit twipple.

We have the answer.  We have been analyzing our own twits with a magnifying glass and a ruler and have determined that at 70 degrees Fahrenheit our areolitters are exactly 28 millimeters across.

6 Responses to “Twitter Enthusiasts Enjoy Pulling on Twipples”

  1. Jules Says:

    Oh gosh, that is so damn funny still this morning! I choked on my water when I saw it for the first time last night! HAHAHAHA!

  2. brettbum Says:

    You have to admit, that they have a pretty nice set of twits.

  3. Cass Says:

    Whatever. Mine are still spectacular!

    /hahaaaaah

  4. suni Says:

    OMG BRETT LOLOLOLOL this thing is way too hilarious

  5. brettbum Says:

    Cass, I’m sure your twits and your twipples are spectacular!

    Suni, Thanks, we have flash animators working on a 3d animated twipple spectacular coming to theaters in May!

  6. Maven Mapper’s Information » Reached 100 LinkedIn Connections Says:

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