Twitter Enthusiasts Enjoy Pulling on Twipples
November 17th, 2007 | 
Author: If you have ever wanted a pair of your own Twits so that you could stay home all day playing with your twipples, here’s your chance!
But just like everyone girl has learned by the time they turned 16, you eventually run out of things to do with these twits. You can only flounce your twits around so long before your twipples will rebel and even worse chafe.
Very few people have ever really sat down to consider just how big the areolitters might be on a twit twipple.
We have the answer. We have been analyzing our own twits with a magnifying glass and a ruler and have determined that at 70 degrees Fahrenheit our areolitters are exactly 28 millimeters across.
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Oh gosh, that is so damn funny still this morning! I choked on my water when I saw it for the first time last night! HAHAHAHA!
You have to admit, that they have a pretty nice set of twits.
Whatever. Mine are still spectacular!
/hahaaaaah
OMG BRETT LOLOLOLOL this thing is way too hilarious
Cass, I’m sure your twits and your twipples are spectacular!
Suni, Thanks, we have flash animators working on a 3d animated twipple spectacular coming to theaters in May!
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