By brettbum

Anyone viewing this years collection of Victoria Secret designs will rapidly jump to the conclusion that the maker of ladies lingerie, swim suits and other optional clothing items has gone completely stupid-nuts.  The CEO last year complained that the designs had gotten ‘too sexy’ and this years line up appears to fix that by making runway models look ridiculous ugly and frumpy and well like something out of a soft porn version of Alice in Wonderland.

See for yourself

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“OK, like, these costumes really suck ass Victoria.”

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“Anyone seen my Chiquita banana headset?”

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One stupid way to hide a nice rack

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Some things are worse when wrapped in a bow.

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I’m Fat Bastard’s wet dream gone wrong just to piss off Austin Powers.

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I wanted to be a Victoria’s Secret model when I grew up.  I was so screwed in the head.

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Could only look worse if she were on roller skates

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Way too much fabric for lingerie

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The Edelweiss meets Thors neighborhood tramp get up

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Just throw any ole nasty panties together with faux fur

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“This is why Ulysses Shrugged”

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“This has to be a joke right?”

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Hey Victoria, Ayn Rand and Austin Powers called, they say your looking pretty ugly baby.

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