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Jimmy from Pennsylvania writes: “I’ve been reading the initial articles on this site all summer, What the Fuck is this Site About?”

Our Response:

Jimmy this site is written for absolutely no reason and no purpose at all. Its unlike Seinfeld in that the Viral Grape Vine is not about nothing, the Viral Grape Vine IS Nothing in the truly Clinton version of the definition of the word is.

Furthermore, It is completely unnecessary for you to send naked pictures of your sister to get your questions answered here at Viral Grape Vine, but we do appreciate the video footage you provided showing weapons of mass destruction being shipped out of Iraq to Syria. We dutifully turned copies of these over to Cindy Sheehan’s campaign manager, but it appears that her website has been hijacked and we cannot confirm that the email with the video footage was actually received.